I don't know the era, but I understand it was customary, or at least a thing, for some Chinese women to possess carved replicas of their husband penises for when their husbands were away.
That's bullshit! They're not extinct. I know exactly where they're hiding.
Years ago I had an employee who embezzled money. She had a hilarious name, but I can't write it. She might get internet in prison.
Anyway when the cops went to her house to arrest her, they said next to bed was a loaded shotgun, and the biggest dildo they ever saw. She was a career crook, with priors, in her mid-twenties, about 110 pounds, a meek personality and cute. Very effective. Her persona, I mean. I have no idea how effective the dildo was.
Edu wins the thread with the passenger penis. BTW, penis is latin for tail. The Romans did not call it that. They called it a sword, and the vagina a sheath.
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Insta links the words.
ChipA showed how he does it.
A moose once bit my sister.
No really...
(just thought that fit the tone of the comments of the last two posts. )
(but at least its not pictures of someone mowing the lawn)
A Palin post.
I wonder what she been up to.
Humans giveth and humans taketh away. It's all part of nature's ingenius plan ... or something.
And a certain symmetry to a dildo and Palin in the same thread! As many of her followers are still having orgasms when she speaks.
You bet'cha!
Hey, Palin hunts caribou. And salmon.
That's the great northern dildo that Palin hunted away.
That's very good how it always fits.
Next to go will be the passenger penis, thanks to the Little Weiner.
(and speaking of little wieners...)
shiloh said...
Humans giveth and humans taketh away. It's all part of nature's ingenius plan ... or something.
And a certain symmetry to a dildo and Palin in the same thread! As many of her followers are still having orgasms when she speaks.
Bathtub Swabbie fails to note the Lefties are the ones in need of a dildo.
Miss Sarah just frustrates them so, they can't ever find a climax to her story.
Is it so bad to go they way of the dildo?
It's most men's most cherished dream.
ed - LOL.
I don't know the era, but I understand it was customary, or at least a thing, for some Chinese women to possess carved replicas of their husband penises for when their husbands were away.
April lol
Go the way of the dildo, I'm going to steal that.
RH - By all means.
What always fits Lem?
The dildo?
I can think of a few women who could have hunted the dildo into extinction.
That's bullshit! They're not extinct. I know exactly where they're hiding.
Years ago I had an employee who embezzled money. She had a hilarious name, but I can't write it. She might get internet in prison.
Anyway when the cops went to her house to arrest her, they said next to bed was a loaded shotgun, and the biggest dildo they ever saw. She was a career crook, with priors, in her mid-twenties, about 110 pounds, a meek personality and cute. Very effective. Her persona, I mean. I have no idea how effective the dildo was.
Edu wins the thread with the passenger penis. BTW, penis is latin for tail. The Romans did not call it that. They called it a sword, and the vagina a sheath.
next to bed was a loaded shotgun, and the biggest dildo they ever saw
Er, these were separate sightings, right?
Vibrators come in many shapes and sizes as they are devices intended to stimulate the nerves of the body. Vibrators that are meant for sexual orgasms usually come in dildo-shape, and they have wide variety of sizes. Generally vibrators sizes are measure up 7 inches by 1 inch wide mimicking the size of a penis. You can find out more about vibrators and by visiting http://www.toolsforsex.com. And for those anal sex lovers, vibrators are also used in anal sex by stimulating the rectal wall connecting to the vagina or G-spot.
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